the description gets me everytime


"rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons" get away from me


some guy just asked me if i was a lesbian and if francine and i were dating

he thought i was straight


This. This is Tamer. Where to even begin with him? I can’t even begin to say in a single post how amazing he is. He a character among characters, a dork among dorks, a goof among - well…I’ll let the gifs speak for themselves for now. 


don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.



my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.


happy 413!!! 


one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat


Part 1

((These were laying around on my computer and I figured id post the originals of the series))


Part 2