i only have 3 emotions and they are:
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
this is a drawing of a gorilla cumming and pinching his nipple. you shouldn’t look at it if you dont want to see a gorilla cumming and pinching his nipple.
like a moth to the flame, I flew headlong towards that which I knew would destroy me
- Fill ice cube tray with milk
- Cover with plastic wrap
- Place toothpicks in each space
- In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole
I forgot how to function, but that’s ok.
hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO…
this should be a trojan ad
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
sayaka maizono has been found murdered. next to her body… written in blood… are the numbers 1137. “damn u len…” whispers kirigiri.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN